Someone bring me a burrito, please.
Tori Spelling isn’t that bad of an actress. …and that’s when I knew I had completely lost my mind.
I wish I could find words to describe how much I hate the majority of the people that live in this city. I hate going out and seeing the same faces night after night and being surrounded by idiots. You aren’t special or unique, sweetie, with your PBR and your patterned tights. I bet you do read Nietzsche, pseudo-intelligent guy sporting a scraggly beard and tweed blazer. I hate it here....
It was sometime in October; she had long ago lost track of all the days and it...– Sylvia Plath, Tongues of Stone (via apathie)
After really contemplating about my life and relationships and where I want my life to be for the past hour (let me set the scene: me staring blankly at a wall, my standard hardcore thinking look plastered on my face)… I’ve been that girl who thought relationships weren’t for me. I didn’t want to be tied down to the same person which probably explains why I would bolt as...
newyearskiss: Manchester Orchestra - Colly...
YOU GUYS. I CAN NOT FOCUS. I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT MEOW. Never going to get this training done therefore being fired from my big girl job without ever starting! UGHHHH
Anonymous asked: Of course they are. My dog throws a fit if she doesn't get to sleep in my bed.
Anonymous asked: It's hard to choose. I've got one of each at the moment and wouldn't mind keeping that ratio. How about you?
Anonymous asked: Pennsylvania works for me. One thing that may be a deal breaker though: I'm not very good at growing a beard
tblant replied to your post: We can move and be weirdos from Ohio together. Indiana or Pennsylvania? Indiana is the most worthless state. Jesus Christ. I once stopped at a truck stop in Indiana on the way to Chicago and outside the bathroom was a beautifully executed mural dedicated to the one and only Toby Keith, complete with stars and stripes, a majestic eagle, and fireworks. Also they were...
Anonymous asked: We can move and be weirdos from Ohio together. Indiana or Pennsylvania?
Anonymous asked: so what's stopping you from just moving off to your dream city?! pick a place, do a little planning and ride off into the sunset!
onsomesteps replied to your post: Someone, let me come live with you. Anyone,… come to Oklahoma! Can we designate a Limbeck karaoke night? dieyounglivefast replied to your post: Someone, let me come live with you. Anyone,… Come on over! I got some whiskey and warm blankets for when it’s cold outside and some pretty okay records, I think, and a TV that I assume gets the Cosby show....
Anonymous asked: Hm..I don't know. I'm trying to move somewhere that has a college with the graduate program I want. Where do you want to go?
Anonymous asked: I'm trying to move out of Ohio too. Wanna go together?
Someone, let me come live with you. Anyone, anywhere as long as you are not located in the state of Ohio. Here’s what I can offer in return: rent money (duh), I will bake you all the banana nut bread your body can handle, we can do crafts together!, I am slowly learning how to cook real meals so I can feed you eventually, I do light house work, you like cats? I like cats!, you like dogs! I...
It’s 11 o’clock at night and my mother is out on the porch, calling to a squirrel she likes to refer to as “Henry”. I’d love to say she has had a few glasses of wine in her or took a shot of Nyquil or something for her to be trying to get a squirrel to come to her in the dead of night, but no, that’s just my mother. Being weird is her forte. …and I...
Hard to Quit
Maybe coming home and listening to American Aquarium wasn’t the wisest choice I could have made. Listening to sad bastard music at a time when your heart is heavy leads to you sitting on your bed, crying through 3/4 of the album. I’m never been too sure on what exactly love is or what it feels like, but I can pinpoint the feel of heartache from a mile away. I’m trying my best to...
whiskeytowns: My favourite people are Ryan Adams fans, and by that I mean good-natured borderline alcoholics.
Oh you’re mad because your boyfriend did something nice for you, but instead of being appreciative, you’re being a spoiled brat and complaining about it via facebook. Yeah, that’s cool. But then again I am complaining about your complaint via tumblr in my snowman flannel pjs with no boyfriend in plain sight so in the grand scheme of things, you win I guess.