December 2011
You head out to go see Bad Veins play, end the night at White Castle “whispering” (which was actually a case of the whiskey whispers where you think you’re whispering, but you are really shouting. Very loudly) about “Old Man Winter” in the booth behind you and making everyone in WC either a) extremely embarrassed for you or b) jealous that they aren’t you*
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“You are a mess. …It’s pretty great.”
– FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
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I find the male species to be terribly irritating lately. No offense, dudes.
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Does anyone else accidentally start to sing the chorus of ‘Angelina’ while listening to ‘Dance All Night’ or is that just me being tone deaf and thinking they sound vaguely reminiscent of one another?
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My mother loses her damn mind around the holidays. She gets overly emotional and if people don’t react the way she wants them to she either gets weepy or pissed.
…actually, that is her all the time. 24/7.
I finally got my invite to Pinterest and I know it seems like a knock-off of Tumblr, but it’s so much easier to keep things organized, like recipes and hair ideas. I might be a little addicted now.
If anyone wants an invite, let me know.
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“You think you love banana splits but really you just love the maraschino cherry...”
– One Sentence Love Story « Thought Catalog (via nickdouglas)
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“You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.”
– Dorothy Parker
I spent $150 on a bridesmaid dress today. You bet your ass that once this wedding happens I will be doing everything in that dress to really get my money’s worth. From grocery shopping to bar hopping to watching TV on my couch on a Tuesday night. I will be in the dress.
Upside to this whole thing, it has pockets so I have somewhere to put my flask.